Sunday, 31 January 2016

RED ALERT: MY LIFE’S FIRST BOMB SCARE

It was a large, red airbag. Somebody’s possessions were brutally shoved into it, leaving large lumps on its surface. It couldn't even lie comfortably the way it had been thrown onto the overhead shelf beside its more polished and fashionable companions. These shared, though, the haggard look of peeled off skin that was blackened by being relentlessly forced to roll over and brush against the filth in the railway station area.

But now it lay still, en-route from Jaipur to New Delhi, in an AC compartment of one of our country’s best trains: The Shatabdi Express.

Central seats of the coach: Occupied by a bunch of noisy girls in their twenties, beyond themselves with the excitement of teasing each other and the barbaric games they were immersed in.



25 Jan, 2016. 22.00 Hours: The train halts at Delhi Cantonment station. A group of foreign nationals who occupied half the coach de-board along with a sizable number of the remaining passengers, leaving only the racket of the girls and a few silent passengers reading or sleeping at the other end of the coach. As the train drags itself away from the platform, an announcement is heard across the compartment. It is the voice of the attendant and is asking whose voluminous red bag it is that lies lonely in the corner.  There are no claims.

More announcements follow. Enquiries are made at each row of seats. The news of the development of a promising event has begun to be whispered by the walls and the roof far down the lengths of the train on both ends. Attendants, well-meaning gentlemen with paunches and advice, curious middle-aged ladies, all arrive and huddle around the doors of the coach. It is suspicious indeed. The Kanpur-Delhi train route had received bomb threats this year, well in keeping with the tradition of such threats around Republic Day every year. Grave issue at hand this was, no doubt.

Two policemen push their way into the coach and examine the bag. It is tapped, punched, kicked, sniffed and x-ray scanned. Grim orders are issued to the people to evacuate the coach. And as though prodded by sparks of electricity, everybody flees. A tumultuous uproar of cries, comments, sarcasm, curses and everything but dust raised from the ground has burst into being. “One of those White skins has forgotten their bag!” “How can anybody forget such a huge thing? Don’t be absurd!” Those seated inside, foremost the cacophonous girls, call for the flinging of the bag through the door and getting rid of the problem altogether, while they grab their belongings and scamper to the exits.



5 minutes have passed. All is quiet. The train rests at Patel Nagar station. Another policeman, accompanied by a sniffer dog, comes on board. Those at the exit have their brows, eyes and ears pressed and strained to the limits in their attempt to amplify the secretive mumbling within the group of security professionals around the bag. The bag is to be cut open.

A knife is brought out. The bag is positioned. All faces are leaden, with a sense of high purpose and fear. Deep breaths are spoken. A few moments pass.



“Wait! That is my bag! What is going on?” A distressed yell has suddenly materialized in the middle of the coach followed by a large male body that has tiny round spectacles perched on its nose and the expression of ultimate puzzle.

“WHAT?! YOUR BAG?!” The largest policeman thunders. The others are already thunderstruck to the point that the sniffer dog and the policeman-turned-bull appear to be the only two living, breathing entities in the room. But the man continues to blurt out in confusion.

“B-b-but I was in the toilet. I was in the toilet and the coach was crowded. The coach was crowded. I didn’t know. I was in the toilet. I swear I didn’t know. Toilet. Crowd...” He is frantically throwing about his hands and looking for directions to point to. The cursing glares of dog, bull and bag don’t budge.  His head drops onto his chest. One can only guess how much he wishes he’d stayed in the toilet.

Twenty breaths are released, the coach cools down and the train resumes its roll towards destination.



23.00 Hours: The train slouches into New Delhi Railway Station. The girls hug, ready to part ways. Coolies thrust their pan-eaten, rotten toothed grins into people’s faces. And the large man with his heavy red bag silently walks out of the platform, meandering through the gum, spit, vomit, dog shit and so on that adorned the platform.



(Based on true events)

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